Old Time Religion Parody


E Give me that old time religion B7 E Give me that old time religion E A Give me that old time religion E B7 E And that's good enough for me We will pray to Aphrodite Even tho' she's rather flighty And they say she wears no nightie And that's good enough for me We will pray with those Egyptians Build pyramids to put our crypts in Cover subways with inscriptions And that's good enough for me O-old Odin we will follow And in fighting we will wallow Til we wind up in Valhalla And that's good enough for me Let me follow dear old Buddha For there is nobody cuter He comes in plaster, wood, or pewter And that's good enough for me We will pray with Zarathustra Pray just like we useta I'm a Zarathustra booster And that's good enough for me We will pray with those old Druids They drink fermented fluids Waltzing naked thru the woo-ids And that's good enough for me Hare Krishna gets a laugh on When he sees me dressed in saffron With my hair that's only half on And that's good enough for me I'll arise at early morning When my Lord gives me the warning That the solar age is dawning And that's good enough for me